when people try to force me to socialize

no way guys

when you happen to mention never personally wanting to have kids and someone decides to butt in and remind you not to worry and that “you’ll change your mind in time”
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
“this butt… is the best butt.”
When you make a really hot guy laugh
when i was
a young boy
my father
took me into the city
to see a marching band
he said, “son when—”